At Home On Mic.

Time to hang up my microphone on 2020. Even though I’ve been podcasting for thirteen years, this one has been - for obvious reasons - something of a learning curve. Answer Me This! has been recorded remotely since 2018 (when Helen and Martin became jet-setting ‘digital nomads’, although they’re currently back in the UK) - but this year all my other shows needed to make that transition, too.

Hosting panel discussions like The Week Unwrapped and The Media Podcast over Zoom, I often found myself inadvertently talking over my guests; partly because of the time-delay, and partly because I was missing those subliminal physical cues that someone is about to speak, which I’m really attuned to detecting when I’m in the same room. And we had to build in an extra thirty minutes of technical tomfoolery into each session - as inevitably someone’s broadband would fail, or a computer would crash. But, after a few episodes, it became second-nature.

It was harder to do the intimate, authentic interviews with ‘real people’ that are the bread-and-butter of The Modern Mann, as most of my guests have not had significant on-mic experience before, and I’m often asking them about the most traumatic episode of their lives. I found that gaining their trust took longer than in-person, and resigned myself to the fact that a two-hour recording was going to be necessary to get the 35 minutes of material we needed.

Perhaps the biggest adjustment was for Four Thought - because, instead of recording at live music festivals all around the country, I did the whole thing from my wife’s dressing table at home (see photo), and never actually met face-to-face with any of the 24 speakers I introduced and interviewed on this year’s series.

Why there? Well, it turns out that the wardrobes outside our en-suite bathroom have the best acoustics in my house - a small space, lots of carpet, double glazing - and it happens to be situated above our broadband router. This has been a matter of no small consternation to my wife. But I’ve become expert at assembling and striking the whole ‘home studio’ in about fifteen minutes, replacing the pop-shields and sound absorbers with my wife’s vanity mirror and make-up brushes before she gets back from work.

(For the nerds who are interested, my studio set-up is: a Marantz Professional sound-shield, Blue Yeti X USB mic, Audio-Technica AT875R shotgun mic, Sennheiser Momentum 2.0 Over-Ear headphones, Zoom H6 recorder, MacBook Air and two stepladders with a load of blankets! The vintage radio is just to put me in the right mood…)

Revealing myself.

I’m usually the interviewer, not the ‘victim’! So, it’s been a novel experience to find myself guesting on not one, but two excellent comedy shows that elicit honest and intimate stories from their subject, i.e. in this case me.

Perhaps it’s all those years of trying not to make MY guests feel uncomfortable, but I’d like to think I wasn’t too fazed by the probing approach.

The first was Tom Price’s brilliant podcast My Mate Bought a Toaster, in which he browses his guests’ Amazon purchase history. I’m proud to say my episode is the longest interview Tom’s ever done! Purchases up for discussion include a wine cooler, The Best of Texas, and, um, a Fleshlight… LISTEN HERE.

Then, I appeared on BBC Radio 4’s My Teenage Diary, presented by Rufus Hound, which has long been one of my favourite shows in the 6:30 comedy slot. In front of a live audience at the RSC (we recorded before the pandemic, thankfully), I read out multiple mortifying extracts from my 1994 diaries, written when I was thirteen. The content is roughly one-third ‘Neighbours’, one-third bar mitzvah preparations, one-third wanking. LISTEN HERE.

Victory!

with panellists Arion McNicholl, Hollie Clemence, Felicity Capon and exec producer Matt Hill

with panellists Arion McNicholl, Hollie Clemence, Felicity Capon and exec producer Matt Hill

Huzzah! The Week Unwrapped has scooped Best News and Current Affairs Show at The Publisher Podcast Awards.

The shortlist in our category was really stellar - The Economist, The Telegraph, The FT, The New European and the Evening Standard - so it was particularly satisfying to take home the prize.

Three years into the show, and it’s become something of a sleeper hit.

I suspect, for many of our listeners, we’re their second-favourite news podcast. Counter-intuitively, that’s perhaps the best position to occupy: some of our subscribers may also listen to The Spectator; some may prefer The Guardian - but both sets of people come to us for their secondary set of stories each week. And, although we give a decent briefing, in the grand tradition of The Week brands, we also have a good chat. That’s the bit you can’t contrive, I guess.

I was interviewed by journalism.co.uk on the night of the awards, and this is what I said.

Making 'The Candidate'

I really enjoyed making this month's edition of The Modern Mann - when we started recording it, we had no idea that our guest was going to a) be seriously talked about as the next leader of the Liberal Democrats and b) come out as pansexual and send Twitter in to a whirlwind!

We had intended merely to document the behind-the-scenes story of Layla Moran's 2019 general election campaign, since she was clinging on to a precariously tiny majority in Oxford West and Abingdon and we thought it would be fascinating to see how her strategy would evolve as she tried to survive.

She very kindly allowed producer Matt Hill and I to follow her for weeks, shadowing her at her campaign launch, door-knocking constituents, combatting fake news on Twitter, and taking part in bizarre local radio debates. Along the way, we got to know her parents, who were really charming, and I had my first experience of going to a vote count through-the-night - weirdly exciting if you're a sometime political geek...

Anyway Layla was incredibly honest and straightforward with us, just as you'd hope all MPs would be, really, but rarely are. I found listening to her to be a real insight into the democratic process, as it currently stands, in our politically divided nation.

She is very articulate, in particular, about all the misogynist shit that women MPs have to put up with, and why so many chose to drop out of the race rather than have to face the maelstrom. For what it's worth, I hope she stands for leader of the Lib Dems, and wins.

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My Radio 4 documentary - 'Please Leave a Message after the Tone'

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I think voicemails are amongst the most intimate, authentic and affective recordings we possess. But, as the answerphone teeters on the brink of extinction, what are we about to lose? That’s what I attempt to answer a new, hour-long Radio 4 documentary.

From 1940s 'voice letters' to Flirt Divert, we've crammed in a huge range of archive and viewpoints, and will bring a lump to your throat by the end. The show was produced by Rich Ward at Somethin Else. Listen again here:

🎧 https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0008xbd

I also wrote a piece for the Radio Times about the programme, which you can read here.

New Audible series - 'Tip The Scales'

I’ve written before about my yo-yoing waistline, and my coping techniques (in a nutshell: cutting carbs and processed food, and not fretting about portion size or exercise), but I’d never really looked into the science of weightloss. Until now.

In a new Audible Original six-part series ‘Tip The Scales’, I team up with Dr Giles Yeo (a geneticist from Cambridge University) to investigate fad diets, healthy eating, and the influence of our genes on dietary ‘choices’. I met truckloads of brilliant wellness and nutrition experts along the way, including Jack Monroe, Professor Sadaf Farooqi, and Dr David Katz.

It’s an entertaining, skeptical show about the world of weight-loss - and also my first crack at (co)hosting an American-style, semi-scripted documentary series, complete with music and archive clips.

Basically, if you’re a bit fat, and you enjoy my work, then you’ll probably like it! You can hear a free sample below.

The show is available exclusively on Audible here. It’s free to Audible members, or available to buy for £11.37.

The truth about 'guest-curating'

So back in January, the Cheltenham Science Festival asked me to be a 'guest curator'. 
I was flattered, so said yes; then realised I'd have to actually come up with some ideas for what I'd like to host sessions about.

"Don't worry," they said to me, on the phone. "Just tell us what you're interested in."
"Um, I'm a bit worried that technology might be really bad for us," I said. "And also, I do think maybe Donald Trump is a psychopath."

Five months later and here we are! They have turned my neuroses into actual events.

Tonight, I'll be hosting a session called 'Is Your Tech Bad For You?'. 
On Thursday, a live edition of 'The Week Unwrapped', with special guest Adam Rutherford.
And on Friday night - 'The Science of Donald Trump'.

The Male Room returns

The Male Room returns for a second series this week.

Whereas in the first series male mental health, a little-discussed topic at the time, formed the backdrop to much of the conversation, it seems pretty unavoidable that this time our discussions will be framed by the sexual harassment scandals to have emerged in Hollywood, Westminster and elsewhere. Are all men, to some degree, potential Weinsteins?

The 14 Feb transmission date is a gift, too - let's be honest, if you're listening to the radio at 11:30pm on Valentine's Day, something's gone wrong in your life... - so we'll also be having a funny and frank conversation about the world of modern dating from a male perspective.

You can listen online (and catch-up with the original series) here.

Samira Ahmed has written a nice piece about it for the Radio Times:

Video series for National Geographic

To accompany new TV series Paradise Islands, I'm presenting a new video series, in association with Nat Geo WILD, about the plight of the world's wildlife.

In the first episode, I ask a panel of conservationists, explorers and wildlife photographers which place on Earth they'd most like to save from the twin perils of climate change and booming populations...

Wildlife experts nominate the unique, biodiverse places they love above all others.

Guesting on Quote, Unquote

Julian Mitchell, Charlotte Green, Joanna Scanlan, Nigel Rees, Kate Fox and me, backstage at the BBC Radio Theatre

It was lovely to be invited on to this Radio 4 panel game about the world of quotations, which has been running since about 1843. 

It seems at first glance a good fit for me: it’s a quiz about what famous people said and wrote (I studied literature), it’s gently amusing, rather than competitively comedic (I’m not a stand-up), and it’s resolutely aimed at middle England (I sound like the sort of guy you’d meet in a garden centre). But I'm really not the sort of guy who don’t retain quotes! So I thought I'd really struggle. In the end, I think I did... ok. But it was really great to meet my fellow panelists, especially two women I massively admire, Joanna Scanlan and newsreading legend Charlotte Green.

Hosting the British Podcast Awards

What a pleasure it was to host the inaugural British Podcast Awards last night. The crowd were an eclectic mix - BBC executives, bedroom podcasters, corporate advertisers, indie producers, radio journalists - but all linked by one shared passion: podcasting.

I have long believed that, whilst radio is the most incredibly intimate medium, podcasting goes one better, because you choose to listen to who you want, when you want; it's not just serendipity when you happen to flick a switch and hear someone you like. This relationship that podcasters can establish with their audiences over time was well represented by the enthusiasm and warmth in the room. The big winner of the night, deservedly, was Wolfgang's Fathers and Sons - an advertiser-backed show, note - and I was delighted to see the Podcast Champion award went to Adam Buxton, who, as a rather crucial part of Adam and Joe, was certainly one of the reasons I picked up a mic in 2007.

The Radio Times has done a nice write-up about it here.

Just what the world needs. Another weekly podcast presented by me.

New for 2017, I am the host of The Week Unwrapped, a weekly news and current affairs podcast in association with weekly news magazine The Week - a periodical to which I had long been a subscriber before they approached me! 

Each week myself and three very clever bods from The Week's digital team consider the three biggest stories of the week - not the news that's been generating the most headlines, but rather the hidden gems you might have missed from the mainstream media. We cover the same broad range of areas you'd find in The Week's magazine and website, from sport to food to theatre to personality interviews- and of course plenty of politics. I'm loving it. 

You can subscribe to the show on iTunes here, or listen on Soundcloud here.

AMT is 10!

Somewhat astonishingly, our little podcast that could, Answer Me This!, is ten years old.

When we began the show, Tony Blair was Prime Minister, iPhones didn't exist, and I had no detectable bald spot... I never could have predicted we'd still be here, with a bigger audience than ever, and podcasting would be cool again.

We got a lovely review from Miranda Sawyer in The Observer, who basically said that you should listen to us instead of Nigel Farage on LBC. Who am I to disagree?

To celebrate, we put out a bumper anniversary edition of the show featuring some genuinely heartwarming calls from listeners who have been enjoying the show for a decade:

My new show for Radio 4

Literally the loveliest photo of me ever taken.

Literally the loveliest photo of me ever taken.

I'm doing a new show for Radio 4. It's called The Male Room, and it goes out at 11pm on Monday nights, and is, I guess, a kind of men's version of Late Night Woman's Hour. 

Basically, it's me chatting to interesting guests about what masculinity and manliness really mean in the modern world, whether you need to exhibit physical strength to be a 'real man', whether men are articulate or emotionally intelligent, and all that sort of gubbins.

The first episode is about inadequacy and you can listen here. We've had some nice responses, like this in The Sunday Times, and some people who really don't like it, like this man who called me a 'mangina', but then invited me for dinner.

Episode two is about anger and episode three is about heroism, and when they've gone out on the radio you should be able to listen here. Fingers crossed for a podcast - and a second series -in 2017.

Acclaim!

Team Modern Mann at the ARIAs in Leeds. From Left to Right: Producer Matt Hill, Contributor Alix Fox, Record Company Liason Fuzz Chaudhrey, Me, and Contributor Ollie Peart

My podcast The Modern Mann returned for a new series in October, and it's been my favourite so far. I've interviewed a bullfighter, a bank-robber and a former Islamic extremist.

It's also been really satisfying to have some recognition for the show, not least winning the Silver award for Podcast of the Year at the 2016 Radio Academy Awards (ARIAs).

There's also been this lovely piece in the Financial Times

FACEBOOK VIDEO: Also, here I am talking to Absolute Radio about my ten years in podcasting, the difference between podcasting and radio, being mistaken for Robert Webb, and why doing a magazine show on the internet is *probably* a bad idea.

Podcasting at Edinburgh TV Festival

It's that time of year again - the Edinburgh International Television Festival, three days in August in which the great and the good of the telly industry converge on a conference centre to chat each other up and give each other awards...

And I've been a very busy boy at this year's event!

Not only did I host a session, all about a shit-hot Danish gameshow that's about to sell all over the world, but I also presented TWO podcasts from the event...

... Our annual Media Podcast Edinburgh Special, with guests Boyd Hilton, Tom Latchem, Maggie Brown and Jake Kanter...

... and a special edition of Chips With Everything looking at whether VR really is the future of television, with guests including CNN's Laurie Seagall and YouTube star Marcus Butler:

Drivetime, bigtime?

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Whatever now happens in my radio career, I can say I've been a Drivetime presenter!

(Okay, so it's not the 'big job' of Breakfast, but it doesn't necessitate 3am starts, either...)

I've just spent three glorious weeks sitting in for Roberto Perrone on my fab local station BBC Three Counties.

It's a long show - 3-7pm each day - but the news chat is broken up by panel discussions, BBC journalism, and, of course, some classic 'choons.

I loved it and hope to return again soon. Here's a little sample of what it all sounded like:

I'm also doing a week covering Drive for BBC Northampton - you can tune in 5th-9th September.

I can teach your kids.

Most voiceover jobs are fairly pedestrian - corporate videos, 15 second ad spots, direct marketing, that kind of thing (not that I'm complaining! And OF COURSE I bring passion and dedication to every voiceover job I do, oh yes). But this is by far the coolest voiceover job I've ever had - an animation series for kids about NASA's missions to reach distant parts of our Solar System, beginning with this one about the Juno mission to Jupiter. More coming soon!

Leaving LBC... and popping up on Magic!

I’ve just done my last weekend show for LBC: there’s about to be a shake-up of the weekend schedule and, sadly for me, I’m not part of it. The last four years has taught me loads about live radio, and I’ve loved every moment (apart from going to bed at 6am when doing overnights!).

... But I'll be back on the wireless very soon, side-kicking alongside the lovely Mel Giedroyc for her first two shows on Magic FM. Tune in Saturday mornings from 1pm!